rotg:

the fact that literal kids, 12, 13, 14 year olds, are scared of getting put on cringe comps for making art they’re proud of is fucking disgusting. it’s not funny or anything, it’s just horrible. if you would genuinely bully a kid for making some undertale art with bright colors i don’t quite know how to say this but die

mowilleno:

me as a strapping elementary schooler: haha you study to do good in tests? can’t relate

me, now living with the consequences: hehhahhheha…….. so um.. how do u do that.….. um ….. study thing. how does that happen

melancholymango:

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

badjokesbyjeff:

thequartermoonmurders:

someone: [has a fun hobby related to dolls, stuffed animals, animatronics, toys, puppets, low poly renders, sculpture, etc etc and posts about it online]

one million geek idiots on this site: This is so scary. This is so fucked up. This is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life. I cant look at this i feel like im going to die. Why does this exist. Op why would you do this. Kill it with fire. Im fucking shaking oh my god. I’m in a liminal space and this cursed revolting creature is ripping off all my limbs. Op do you take constructive criticism. I have no creativity, a really shitty sense of humor, and am rude

acciofrasers:

Florence: *holding Hozier by his neck* you can release this EP but if I catch you stealing marigolds from my side of the lake again-

galaxymermaid:

all-this-goddamn-pastry:

Im tired

@wizjonerka

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*

siniristiriita:

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.